Excuses

[HotfireLegend]

This topic's a popular one elsewhere, so why not ;D

Whether you're a game developer, a graphic designer, etc - the aim of this game is to make an excuse to the poster above you's command, that is relevant to your profession. eg: "Artist Excuses", "Game Dev Excuses", "Programmer Excuses".

For example, as a game developer, I might reply to the person above's command of "Create the main character for a new game" with the excuse of "I can't, I'm already adding these other 40 features you asked me to put into the game we're currently working on!"

For this to work, your posts must have your excuse, and an order for the next poster to follow.

So, first order:

Create a world map for a side-scroller.

 

[Amysaurus]

I can't! I still haven't finished making the 96 distinct floor tiles you asked for! ; A ;

Next order:
Compose a song that can be used as a theme for a group of whalers.

 

[Zebestian]

I can't. I'm still working on the theme songs for the forgers, traitors, poachers, arsonists, thieves, murderers and... vegans. o_O

Next order:
Write a story with an unexpected twist that will blow everyone's minds.

 

[PAC918]

I can't because I blew my own mind writing the last unexpected twist to the Zombie game that's playable on the TI-86!

Next order:
Develop a complete crafting script for VX Ace that I can test out and then re-do it for MV.

 

[Bizarre Monkey]

Next order:
Develop a complete crafting script for VX Ace that I can test out and then re-do it for MV.

VisualStudio is being a butt, hang on to your horses, hombre'!
(I've been coding Unity too much...)
Alt:

Whatever Dad, I'll do it when I'm ready, STOP YELLING AT ME!

Oh... this was meant to be an excuse wasn't it?

 

[HotfireLegend]

Next order :P

Buy a Mac for use with MV.

 

[Storytailor]

Next order :P

Buy a Mac for use with MV.

But my Macbook just died and getting a new one costs waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much!

Next order: Make extra sprite animations for rolling around and jumping up and down!